I sent in my petitions to reverse the charges from the fine city of San Francisco Department of Parking and Traffic. You see, I got 3 parking tickets and had my car towed. What did the citations say? Resident complaint: blocked driveway.
Was my car blocking the driveway? No. Some angry bitch decided every time she got in and out of her garage, that my car was too close to her ugly face. She called DPT and had my car towed.
When I spoke with her on the phone she proceeded to lecture me and rambled about how nice she's been about it and how she did everything she could to notify me. Oops, i must have missed the carrier pigeon she sent with a note.
She was able to get in and out of her driveway...she said so. And she still had my car towed. I'm so angry. I'm going to the junkyard, paying $100 for some rusted piece of junk and parking it early in the morning before she heads out for work. I'll show her a blocked driveway.