I got the job! I really do feel badly about lying on the application but they barely glanced at it. They said they were just really looking for people that would 'fit in'. By fitting in they meant they would prefer to hire homos. Let's just say I 'fit in' really perfectly well. "You'll make some good money," she said. At that point I wondered if this restaurant was really just a front for some other type of business. I don't know what happens in the back. So yes, homo hosts, homo waitors, homo dishwashers, homo cooks, homo...cows. Not really surprising is it?! After all, homos run midtown Atlanta.

Meanwhile, the lesbians cut the rug over in Decatur. Why is it that homos and lesbians don't mesh all that well? Why can't we all have the same turf? I've been asked this so many times by straight folk. I have my theories.