A VISIT FROM THE ITCHY CROTCH FAIRY

I have a penis. But never in my life did I experience such an uncontrolable itch that I felt the need to scratch my genital area in public, nevermind tugging at it. And not just a stealth tug underneath a table or facing a corner where most likely people won't witness the itchy crotch symptom. But a full view public tug in the direction of - I don't know - someone's face! sick. just sick. Guys, don't scratch. It's not attractive. And girls, if your man scratches, tell him so.